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Review - The Gaucho Film Club: Pulp Fiction

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Location: Gaucho – Charlotte Street | Price: £50pp | Rating: 4.5 Stars

“Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”

Well, on the 2nd of February, that truly was the cornerstone of my breakfast as I attended Gaucho’s screening of Pulp Fiction as a belated birthday present.
For those who aren’t familiar with it, Gaucho is a fantastic Argentinian steak house and also my favourite restaurant. So, when I heard they had established a ‘Film Club’ where they screen a film and serve you the food that appears on the screen in real-time, you can only imagine my excitement. Especially when I was told it was Pulp Fiction, one of my Top 5 films.
On paper, this is my idea of heaven. But because I had such high expectations, I was cautious of disappointment. I can tell you now that it exceeded all my expectations, bar a few small issues.
So, without further ado – here’s what we were served!


Big Kahuna Burger – ‘Classic Cheeseburger Served with Vodka Lemonade’ (00:14:08)
Arguably, this is the…

Does Aquaman Sink or Swim?

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Runtime: 142mins | Director: James Wan | Rating: 3 Stars | Credits Scene: Yes

Unfortunately, DC has earned itself a terrible name amongst filmgoers. This is mainly due to its unnecessarily rushed character development, terrible CGI, and poor, often uninteresting plotlines. In fact, bar Wonder Woman, none of them can truly be deemed acceptable. And, even then, Wonder Woman was nothing special - when you set the bar low, you don’t need to aim high to succeed…
I had hoped that Justice League would resolve their recurrent issues. After all, it’s the biggest names in DC coming together for an epic film – how could they get it wrong? Well, as most of you know, they did. And spectacularly so at that. So, what am I trying to get at?
Basically, that DC, so far, has been shit. Was Aquaman the film to change this? In a sense, yes. In others, no.
Following the events of Justice League, Arthur Curry – Aquaman (Jason Momoa) - finds himself having to save the world yet again - this time, from his step…

Projected Film - My Top 3 Christmas Films

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As the year draws to a hasty end, I’ve decided that I haven’t been producing enough ‘seasonal content’. Whether it’s a ‘Top 3 Horror Films’ list for Halloween or a ‘Top 3 Rom Coms’ list for Valentines Day, I’ve been slacking.
In an attempt to remedy this, I present you with Projected Film’s Christmas List – Top 3 Christmas Films!
So, without further ado – let’s delve in.
1.Home AloneThe night before his family are due to fly to Paris, 8-year old Kevin McCallister has a row with his family and ends up being sent to sleep in the attic. Once there, he resentfully prays for his family to disappear, so he can spend Christmas alone and fully independent. Little does he know though, his wish is about to come true! Kevin quickly realises, however, independence isn’t all its cracked up to be when two burglars attempt to break into his house and he must defend it alone at all costs.

Though I’m sure many would place Home Alone lower, it will always be my favourite Christmas film.
Sure, there aren’t r…

Widows Review - Worth Seeing or Daylight Robbery?

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Runtime: 129mins | Director: Steve McQueen | Rating: 5 Stars
Had anyone told me that Oscar-winning Director, Steve McQueen, would end up making a film based on the humble 80’s British television show of the same name aired on ITV, I would have called them insane. Yet, here we are, with Widows currently on the silver screen.
Career criminal Harry Rawlings (Liam Neeson) and his gang attempt to pull off an impressive heist in Chicago, but this time, it doesn’t go their way. Soon, Veronica (Viola Davis), Linda (Michelle Rodriguez), Alice (Elizabeth Debicki) and Amanda (Carrie Coon) find themselves husbandless and in debt to a dangerous gang whom their husbands stole from. Without any means to pay them, the widows enter a dangerous new world and attempt a heist of their own.

Now, I’ll admit that before watching Widows, I wasn’t that excited about it. It sounded like your generic heist blockbuster that we’re all too familiar with – essentially, a substandard plot with too many explosions and…

Halloween Review - Bloody Brilliant!

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Runtime: 104mins | Director: David Gordon Green | Rating: 4 Stars

Released in 1978, the original Halloween was an unexpected success. It had a low budget, yet the Director, John Carpenter, still managed to create one of the most harrowing and iconic characters in horror history – Michael Myers (no, not the guy who voiced Shrek).
Unfortunately, the original Halloween was later franchised and with each passing film, gradually got worse and worse due to increasingly ridiculous plotlines. In fact, there are eight direct sequels and two reboots by Rob Zombie – an unnecessary amount by anyone’s count. But, the fact these films got greenlit each time proves the popularity of the characters and the significance the original held.
If any of you have read my past reviews, you may know that I’m a big fan of horror. I love it. There’s something about that adrenaline rush you get and the morbid sense of curiosity you feel when you’re stealing glances at the screen through closed fingers that I love.…

First Man Review - Out of This World

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Runtime: 141mins | Director: Damien Chazelle | Rating: 5 Stars
Oh, Damien Chazelle… will you ever make a film that I don’t love? Probably not.
For those of you who don’t know, Whiplash is my favourite film. Ever. As far as I’m concerned, it is a masterpiece. Then, he directed La La Land, the infamously near-winner of the 2017 Oscars – another brilliant film.
But, rather than making me feel comfortable in his apparently safe hands, this just made me more nervous… “Can he really pull off a hat trick? Surely not…”
Well, I’m here to tell you that he did - First Man is a superb film and one you should go and see immediately.
First Man tells the story of Neil Armstrong (Ryan Gosling) – no introductions needed – an engineer who sky-rocketed his career through NASA to become the first man to walk on the moon. But, of course, such a dangerous mission wasn’t smooth sailing…
And this is where First Man is truly stellar – building tension.



As shown in his directorial debut, Whiplash, Damien Chazelle i…